TERM 3 WEEK 2
How to write an exec blog 101:
Setting the scene with a “catchy” intro : Another week … Another exec blog … Another way to procrastinate … What more could you want !
Obligatory exams reference: Let’s be honest exams are what they are, they come and go faster than Jamie and Cam’s stint in the men’s dubs. Time is valuable and what better way to prep for exams than pumping yourself with the only study drug worth considering... UWTC. Week 2 didn’t have to be so insufferable as the prospect of revision tried to make it.
Rogue shout out : Firstly hats off to DCR for being winning a physical race on Wednesday night (and getting appointed LTA ambassador I suppose). The void left by the archetypal silly fresher, Clement Ehall, will be hard to fill but if any man can, Dan the Man can.
Circle shenanigans (the appropriate bits) : With social play cancelled yet again, circle provided the UWTC fix on Wednesday. In what could only be described as a sight to behold, circle witnessed an impassioned performance from the female contingent of tennis, thereby dismissing any chants that they are in fact no use to anyone. Annabel gave what has been termed a performance of a lifetime, leaving us wanting Moore (not ashamed of the pun). Also shout out to Natalie for tackling a straight arm pint, admittedly with limited success. With no BUCS matches on, the team boys didn’t want to feel left out. Showing their tennis abilities does translate into circling form, with Zoltan demonstrating how a handstand pint should really be done!! Good performances all round does show you can teach an old fresher new tricks.
Insert generic social play commentary here as “nothing too interesting happened”. Balls were hit and laughs were had. What an amazing time to be alive.
I know it’s a weak ending, but most people have stopped reading at this point anyways so does it really matter? All that is left to be said is make sure to turn up to next week’s events, click going on the events if you haven’t done so already!! Keep smashing out revision and we’ll see you guys in a bit.
Exec sign-off (often will needlessly too many x’s like we’re trying to make up for something)
Lots of love, Battle XOXOXOXOXO